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KT Coope
"It's the best possible time to be alive; When everything you thought you knew is wrong."
Valentine Coverly, 'Arcadia'
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"Daddy...what's a vagina look like before sex?
Have you ever seen a rose right after it bloomed?
Yeah...and what's one look like after sex?
Well...son...have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonase?"
~zie-chan
The Flaming Hat of Glory c
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Someday I'll find something profound and wise to put here...
CLUBS
And cudos to the poser, too.
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Currently saving for: new digital camera, a trip, & school. Current balance: 104.60 Euros
If I sold custom drawings/paintings, would you be interested? See [link]
This is far more then decent!
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"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club."-Jack London
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life makes sense while you're doing it, but in the scheme of things nothing is sensible.
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Yes!...wait a minute....no.
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Canada doesn't exist......
That must have been a hard pose to hold for a long time, with his arms up like that.
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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. ~Heather Cortez
~do something unexpected~
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